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LOUD NOISES.

DEAR LOUD,

Have you ever seen the Canadian television show, Stickin Around? You know Dill? He’s Bradley’s friend who is always screaming and yelling and is mainly known for his famous line,

‘HOLY MACKERAL!!!!!’

You’re like him and all the time.

How can you be so loud? My brain hurts at the end of the day, having to share an office with you. EVERYTHING you do is LOUD. You CHEW loud. You TALK loud. You even TURN PAGES loud. How is that even possible?

Four words: SHUT THE HELL UP

Sincerely,

Mostly me but every one else too secretly

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