“WHO AM I?” While I type this I almost immediately visualize the scene from Zoolander where Derek is staring at his reflection in a puddle while making a dramatic exit from a fashion show gone awry. He asks himself the near unanswerable question and the reflection responds, “I don’t know.” and that, my friends is… Continue reading MEET ME.
HEY YOU, INTRODUCE YOURSELF I wish I could tell what everybody’s thinking. I wish I could read the minds of everyone I share eye contact with when passing on the street. To be able to translate the expressions on their faces, or lack thereof — into words. Half the time they are probably saying something… Continue reading NICE TO MEET YOU, STEFAN SAVAGE.
HEY YOU, INTRODUCE YOURSELF I think I’m a psychopath. How do I explain this in approximately 30 lines? I over-analyze even the un-over-analyze-able. While I’ll defend to the death that I, “totally am not a judgmental person”, I think I might be the most judgmental person I know. I even judge the judges on talent… Continue reading NICE TO MEET YOU, PSYCHOPATH.
HEY YOU, INTRODUCE YOURSELF Me? Well, I would consider myself to be quite an outgoing person, although very shy until I get to know you. I’ve been told I’m pretty fun (very funny) and I love cats. -ANONYMOUS
Since I was in in the fifth grade I have wanted to write a book. Yes, I loved to read but the idea of documenting my stories was far more appealing to little, opinionated me. All eyes on me? I longed for it. This aspiration is something I would quickly learn in my early twenties… Continue reading I gift you, my post virginity.